The crystal ball

Rich is trying to sell a computerized crystal ball he’s recently invented, but the man that  is looking at it gets very skeptical.
Rich says,’  ask a question into the crystal ball.’
He types,’ Where is my father?’
The crystal ball answers,’ Your father is fishing in Michigan.’
He says to Rich,’ I knew this was bullshit. My father’s been dead for twenty years.’ The inventor says,’ Ask the question in a different way.’
He types in,’ Where is my mother’s husband?’
It  answers,’ Your mother’s husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout.

 

 

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