Sue, stop walking backwards! Your making me dizzy.Sue just laughed and kept walking. Sue your about… BOOM!!! before i could finish, Sue had already ran into the stop sign. I tried to tell you Sue, but you don’t listen.
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just for fun
Its just funny
Here i sit brokenhearted came to shit but only farted, with one last push finally a plop, i missed the toilet grab a mop…
word-Brokenhearted
anther old one
just something i wrote
The light was extremely bright,her eyes were glittering from the glare on the window but she couldn’t help but stair at him.He was dressed in all white and hair that was soft brown with so many waves that hung to the middle of his back. She couldn’t speak at all it was like her tongue was stuck to the top of her mouth. He just looked at her with his arms open like he was waiting for her to come to him, then out of no where it was like something picked her up and started moving her closer to him, she tried to resist it but it was just to forceful.
Drinking the stress away
John started his daily routine out about 6 am. He gave his wife a kiss, walked out to the car, opened the door and got in. He drove about an hour to work each morning. His hours were all messed up, starting at 7am to only god knows when. Every night when he go home he would tell his wife to get ready. They had been to the bar every night. they sit there for 6 hours and John was starting to become more then intoxicated.
word-Intoxicated
anther out of the last book
Shes freaking out again
Do you hear that? You can’t tell me you don’t hear that… I don’t know all i can hear is you yelling. Calm down and tell me what you hear,( twitching) Kayla said, people. What people, there’s no one there. Stop being so paranoid.
word-Paranoid
words from the last book, just for practice
The crystal ball
Rich is trying to sell a computerized crystal ball he’s recently invented, but the man that is looking at it gets very skeptical.
Rich says,’ ask a question into the crystal ball.’
He types,’ Where is my father?’
The crystal ball answers,’ Your father is fishing in Michigan.’
He says to Rich,’ I knew this was bullshit. My father’s been dead for twenty years.’ The inventor says,’ Ask the question in a different way.’
He types in,’ Where is my mother’s husband?’
It answers,’ Your mother’s husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout.
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more fun
Vitamin C deficiency
Scurvy is a disease that is caused by the body’s inability to produce collagen proteins. The lack of collagen proteins is always caused by vitamin C deficiency. Scurvy is not a severe disease and not as common as it was before. It can be easily prevented by including adequate or ample amount of vitamin C in the diet. Older people and infants should be especially taken care of, as they are the ones who are the most susceptible.
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F.Y.I
A Mexican bandit
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. A reward was offered for his capture, an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.
he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit’s head, and said, “You’re under arrest.
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fun
NOT all we got
A fat guy went into a chineese buffet.
So he ate and he ate and he ate a little bit more each time he went up there.
Finally the chineese manager came up to him and said,”Sir”, in a chineese acsent,”Sir, Sir sign says all you can eat not all we got…
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Like fine wine
Men like fine wine,
They start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp them and keep them in the dark.
Women like fine wine,
They start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn with age until they go sour and give you a headache.
word-Wine
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